Random Passer-By Lore

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"Hey, I really really want that, that looks good"

"I'll use my credit card"

"Do you have any non-dairy creamer"

"Y'all come back now, hear?"

-Chinese anouncer men from South Park

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Hello reader, I am what it is known as a Random Passer-By, and we are very cool people.

For example, my name is John John and I like watching football on the TeVo, hanging out

with my wonderful family, and cooking a good barbaque on gameday.

I love my wife, Barbra John, my boy, Hunter John, and my girl, Anna John-- oh, and I

can't forget about our dog, Fido, haha, oh come here boy, haha.

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Enought about me though, let me tell you some more about our kind. Us Random Passer-Bys

aren't just your average Joes, we're your average Johns HAHAHA! Oh I crack myself up.

All jokes aside, we're quite cool people once you get to know us, some of us even like

that "rap music" these kids are enjoying now adays, oh how times have changed, haha,

personally I'll stick with my Huey Lewis and Hall & Oats, oh how catchy their tunes are

"oh that's the power of love" haha. Ope, welp it seems my boy wants some help on his math

and then I'll go play a round of catch with that little rascal, haha.

I'll "catch you on the flip side" as they say, heh, oh how strange kids are.

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Wander Backwarder: