Mine Lore
It is known not wherest mine living began, but mine living hast been ongoing for much time presently.
Ast doth I claim enst mine intro, my name is of many, for thou must have heard of thine names:
-Napolius Dynomisius (Plato's brother's dog's disciple)
-Goontickle Kifflercrobble (Confucious' mom's dad's sister's aut's secular twin)
-Pontificus Bungdiddler III (Aristotle's Godfather's kidney doner's mistress' second lover's cult follower's student).
En allst of my forms, I have devoted mine livelyhood in persuing ponderous knowledge distrobution.
The stratagies of distribution of ponderous thought changes in companionship with thyne era;
Latterly, mine dispensation of ponder hast begun in the form of myne religion of Pondernianity.
The dastardly plan of Pondernianity est c'est ne religion pas! Pondernianity das und hoax in order
for thyne people yonder tyne ponder et awaken their iner ponderful abilites, Pondernianity hast no
savior ou prophet al fin y al cabo!
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"Mine religion is ane of ponder,
not of eine divine."
-The Life Ponderer-er: Ponderer of Life
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Thyne symbol de Pondernianity:
| Ponder. |
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Mine Ponderful Apperance
Other than what doth above is instead how I look.
To the right of this paragraph est the body of me.
Your wonderings of me mayest include:
- Why doth thou bere a toga?
- What be thyne leg of left?
- For what purpose do you wege a single shoe?
- Why must your head be so large and forearm so purple and swollen?
- Your right hand and bicep are brown, mayest this be from the forearm?
- Thyne haveth a beard, for why you musn't shave?
You must not worry, for I will answer all of thyne queeries.
The reason for the toga in which I bere is simply in rememberence
of the Greek masters of my time past, I haven't washed it sence I
dawned it all those years ago.
For what mine left leg aught be is it is a cross between an otter
and a weasel.
Myne wege of one shoe doth pour le raison de le otsel's (le otter-weasel cross)
ability to breath
My temple of thought's size is due to mine ponderful mind, it's immense size grew the forehead of me; and for my forearm, I wear an arm-band and
a wrist-band and this started turning my forearm a red, then purple color, and after that it started swelling. I've determined this to mean that
mine bands must be of a special property that gives them a skin-changing property, thus I have never moved or changed them ever since
I dawned them.
My right hand and bicep have started turned brown since mine dawning of the bands, thus therest be reason to beleive that it is because of
the bands skin color changing properties I previously oberved
Para der question fin, mine lack of shavenness est a product du myne rememberence for the times of ancient, when wisdom was ecpecially
with men avec hair of the face.
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