It is known not wherest mine living began, but mine living hast been ongoing for much time presently.

Ast doth I claim enst mine intro, my name is of many, for thou must have heard of thine names:

-Napolius Dynomisius (Plato's brother's dog's disciple)

-Goontickle Kifflercrobble (Confucious' mom's dad's sister's aut's secular twin)

-Pontificus Bungdiddler III (Aristotle's Godfather's kidney doner's mistress' second lover's cult follower's student).

En allst of my forms, I have devoted mine livelyhood in persuing ponderous knowledge distrobution.

The stratagies of distribution of ponderous thought changes in companionship with thyne era;

Latterly, mine dispensation of ponder hast begun in the form of myne religion of Pondernianity.

The dastardly plan of Pondernianity est c'est ne religion pas! Pondernianity das und hoax in order

for thyne people yonder tyne ponder et awaken their iner ponderful abilites, Pondernianity hast no

savior ou prophet al fin y al cabo!

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"Mine religion is ane of ponder,

not of eine divine."

-The Life Ponderer-er: Ponderer of Life

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Thyne symbol de Pondernianity:

| Ponder. |

Wander Backwarder:

Ponder Wiki: