ZaNdEr. ToMaLiA.'s LoRe

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Hi, I'm Zander. Tomalia. and I am the creator of The Life Ponderer-er: Ponderer of Life.

I started creating this series when I was 15, and because I was really into the [adult swim]

show "Xavier: Renegade Angel", I wanted to make something similar but with my own style and

writing, so I made The Life Ponderer-er: Ponderer of Life.

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If you want to know about me personally, I was born August 18th, 2008 to a wonderful and loving

family. I live with my dad, my mom (before THE INCIDENT), and my twin sisters. I am currently

attending high school and plan to go to collage to study neuroscience and bio-technology

(Nanomachines, son!). My life has been pretty cool so far (except for THE INCIDENT) and I plan

on making cooler every day and stuff.

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Games I ADORE (ranking not exactly in this order):
  • Shadow of the Colosus
  • Boneworks and all games in Stress Level 0's lore
  • The entire Metal Gear franchise (exept for the bad ones)
  • Literally any Valve game (especially Half-Life or Portal)
  • Sonic 3 & Knuckles along with both Sonic Adventure games

Stuff I like/Hobbies
  • Shadow the Hedgehog (I am genuinly obsessed with this fictional hedghog)
  • Sonadow (I genuinly developed Sonic autism I think)
  • Sonic OST (I was not kidding about the Sonic autism)

  • Skateboarding (I need to do it more, I can barely obby but my riding is

    really good because I longboarded since I was about 4)

  • Golf (I AM NOT SECRETLY AN 80 YEAR OLD MILLIONAIRE)

  • BONETONES (the Boneworks sountrack) (it's insane how great Michael

    Wyckoff is at making music)

  • Playing violin (I need to practice more)
  • Playing video-games (duh)
  • Building and creating things in general (also duh)

  • Evil Dead (so good, you need to watch it now (also young Bruce Campbell

    was a VERY sexy man, and he's still handsome now))

  • Austin Powers (crazy how only one of them is genuinly good)
  • Scream (Stuilly)

  • Jim Carry and especially his more seious films (Man on the Moon and

    The Cable Guy are so underated (and I Love You Philip Morris is really good

    even though it's not a serious film))

Thought Process Behind The Life Ponderer: Ponderer of Life:
  • General:

    • I wanted something really weird like Xavier: Renegade Angel but I didn't

      want it to be too similar, so I hope my show isn't too similar, but I don't

      think it is 'cause of all the separate lore and episode ideas.

  • The Life Ponderer-er: Ponderer of Life (Character)
    • His head's filled with tumors, he does not have a big brain.

    • If it wasn't obvious from his answer, his right arm is like that due to

      blood ciculation issues caused by the bands he wears.

    • That's a sock he's wearing on his left leg, he's convinced himself it's a

      living otter-weasel hybrid, it's not.

    • His life does not span as long as he says nor has he lived these past lives

      he perclaimed he has. He's convinced himself these people existed and were him.

  • Yonder Wanderers and Wander Yonderers:

    • Canonically asexual, they reproduce asexually, they don't get busy under the covers.

      They still give birth there's just no sex for it to happen, they just get pregnant when

      they wanna have a kid. They still gotta wait 9 months and go through everything during

      birth and stuff. All Yonder Wanderers can reproduce no matter their gender.

    • I tried to not just make them just a southern stereotype, I just like Boomhauer's

      character in King of the Hill. I didn't wanna do the boring strawman characture of

      "Southerners are dumb and bigoted", so that's why they have the most developed lore

      as of now.

    • The whole thing between the Yonder Wanderers and the Wander Yonderers is that

      they just don't like each others shirt color; YW's are red and WY are blue, that's it,

      that's all that caused the 10,000 year war (the whole reason it's 10,000 years is that

      it's a play on hella long wars like The 100 Year War or The 400 Year War, and it also

      makes it more funny for how long a color disagreement has been going on for).

  • Yonder Wanderers who are devote followers of Ponder:

    • Basically a cult. They misunderstood Life Ponderer-er's speech and thought he was

      saying that there's a great god Ponder we must pray to and not that we should just

      ponder life more in general.

    • They wear yellow, not red or blue undershirts.

    • They're Yonder Wanderers who blah blah blah Ponder and not Wander Yonderers because

      they're so divided that the word of "Ponder" hasn't spread to the Wander Yonderers yet

      because they're so far away and it would take a lot of convincing for a Wander Yonderer

      to listen to a Yonder Wanderer, or for a Yonder Wanderer to speak to a Wander Yonderer

      no matter the religion they follow.

  • Random Passer-By's:
    • Basic a** White people.

    • I wanted to do the opposite of the Southerner stereotype and do a Northerner stereotype

      instead, so Random Passer-By's are just really generic Caucasians.

    • They're also gambling addicts.
  • Zorbians:
    • Coming soon....

Wander Backwarder:

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